It’s like my tiya Shang says:
“Lub neber pails.”
I got this idea man –
I’m just full of
so many damn ideas –
if I could just
get this one right,
you know
it’d change stuff.
Hand me that sauce
over there, yup.
Lolo says I can split
the tip with you ‘cause
your car’s gonna smell like
crispy pork. Anyway
who’s asking Rin
to prom? I heard
Beckett. That’s some straight
bull. Dude touches her I’ll go
all Manny Pacquiao
on his ass, right, all,
“Pride of the Philippines”
til he learns to
treat a lady right.
Remember when
I did it for you?
That was hi-larious.
But dawg this pig’s not gonna
fit in your scrawny trunk –
you bringing this lil’
thing to school? –
put it in the back seat,
we gotta go before
this feast gets cold. Ya know
if I was at your school
I’d be bumpin’ Weezy
everyday. Becoming
a “murse.” Yo that’d
be sick if we went to
college together
if I went to college.
I’ll come see you bro
don’t even worry about it,
you know my tiya
Shang says love never fails.
I feel the need to be so overly critical because I know this so well (the subject matter not the specifics obvs). I'm just...ugh. got you letter writing back soon-ish.
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